Woke up this mornin'
About a quarter to three
I woke up this mornin'
About a quarter to three
I woke up because
I had to pee

I got the prostate blues,
It just ain't right
I got the prostate blues,
You know it just ain't right
I just can't figure out how come I don't go all day
But then I have to go all night

I wake up every morning
To answer nature's call
I wake up every morning
To answer nature's call
Yeah, but waking up every morning is better
Than never waking up at all