A Tweet's a perfect tool for a very busy man
Or for someone very shallow with a short attention span
It can broadcast a message in a way no other can
It's amazing, it's incredible and mercifully brief

This miraculous accomplishment, extraordinary feat
Makes a huge impression on the fellow in the street
All the contents of a brain can fit inside a single tweet
In a tweet from the Twitter in chief
It's a tweet, it's a tweet, another tweet
It's a tweet from the Twitter in chief

It's a one-way conversation and it works extremely well
You're the only one who's speaking so you do not have to yell
Or to think, or to listen, or to know how to spell
It's where an expensive education comes to grief

In the Twitterverse, everyone is in the Twitter biz
It could be just an eight-year-old or a computer whiz
But it comes from the White House so we know what it is
It's a tweet from the Twitter in chief
It's a tweet, it's a tweet, another tweet
It's a tweet from the Twitter in chief

When Trump sends a tweet out from the USA
It keeps right on traveling across the Milky Way
A journey of three trillion kilometers
It's picked up by an alien interplanetary scout who says
"This guy wants to make a deal - let's check it out"
And he lands on on earth and says:
"Take me to your Tweeter!"

What if the presidential hashtag has been hacked
And everyone's a-twitter but it isn't him, in fact?
It could be bogus tweets from the last guy that he sacked
He might have been the victim of an iden-twitty thief

Frankly, this whole Twitter thing leaves me a little flat
He will not keep his Twitter litter underneath his hat
So I'm going to unfollow him and that will be that
Right after I read this latest tweet
This tweet, this tweet, this tweet, another tweet
This tweet from the Twitter in chief
This tweet, this tweet, this tweet, one more tweet
This tweet from the Twitter in chief