Copy and Donut is number one
On my list when the day's begun
So I can go out and get her done
Coffee and a donut

Napoleon met his waterloo
Because of what he didn't do
Wash some dough down with a brew
Coffee and a donut

When the mighty Casey came to bat
He was full of peanuts and cracker jacks
He should have chosen a better snack
Coffee and a donut

The Queen of France lost her head
"Let them eat cake!" Is what she said
She should have offered them instead
Coffee and a donut

That's what I'm talking about
Coffee and a donut
That's what I can't live without
Coffee and a donut
When I get out of bed
Coffee and a donut
And my Fitbit tells me I'm dead
Coffee and a donut

When life began is just a guess
The Big Bang Theory is the best
For me life starts when I ingest
Coffee and a donut

Coffee and a donut is heaven sent
When your get up and go, got up and went
if it didn't exist we'd have to invent
Coffee and a donut