When you are in a big box store
You don't know what you'll find
I met my wife at Walmart
Thank goodness love is blind

I saw her, it was 2 AM
I knew she was the one
I was picking up groceries
And she was buying (she was buying)
She was buying (she was buying)
She was buying
A gun

That slogan on her t-shirt said
"Our love was meant to be"
The words said "I'm with Stupid"
And the finger pointed to me
I said: "Let's go to my place
- Because I think you are hot."
She said: "My place is closer
I live in the parking (live in the parking)
Live in the parking (live in the parking)
Live in the parking
Lot

We laugh when we remember
The way she won my heart
I walked right up behind her
And she fell in my cart

And now we travel together
There's no place that we've not been
We're going to visit China
It's over in aisle (over in aisle)
It's over in aisle (over in aisle)
Over in aisle
16

We never even bothered
With all that legal stuff
The greeter gave his blessing
And that was quite enough
So that's how we got married
That's how it was done
I walked her down the aisle
And our two carts (our two carts)
And our two carts (our two carts)
And our two carts
Were one

The thing that clinched the deal for me
And near drove me insane
Was the sweat stain on her buttocks
It seemed to spell my name
When you are in a big box store
You don't know what you'll find
I met my wife at Walmart
Now I'll never leave her (I'll never leave her)
I'll never leave her (I'll never leave her)
I'll never leaver her
Behind

In a big box store - It's a paradise
A big box store - Where you pay the lowest price
A big box store - Has the common touch
And you can even find a wife
And you won't have to pay (you won't have to pay)
You won't have to pay (you won't have to pay)
You won't have to pay
Too much