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Big Box Store

Hindsight
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Big Box Store
When you were in a big box store You don't know what you'll find
I met my wife at Walmart Thank goodness love is blind
I saw her, it was 2 AM I knew she was the one
I was picking up groceries And she was buying
She was buying, she was buying She was buying, she was buying
a gun That slogan on her t-shirt said
Our love was meant to be The words said I'm what's stupid
And the finger pointed to me I said let's go to my place
Cause I think you are hot She said my place is closer
I live in the parking lot
We laugh when we remember The way she won my heart
I walked right up behind her And she fell in my cart
And now we travel together There's no place that we've not been
We're going to visit China It's over in Isle
16 We never even bothered
With all that legal stuff The greeter gave his blessing
And that was quite enough So that's how we got married
That's how it was done I walked her down the aisle
And our two carts Our two carts
Were one
The thing that clinched the deal for me And near drove me insane
Was the sweat stain on her buttocks It seemed to spell my name
When you are in a big box store You don't know what you'll find
I met my wife at Walmart Now I'll never leave her
I'll never leave her behind In a big box store
It's a paradise A big box store
Where you pay the lowest price A big box store
Has the common touch And you can even find a wife
And you won't have to pay You won't have to pay
Too much

Hindsight

Bowser & Blue

14 songs | 41:47 Released 2020

Recorded during the pandemic, this is packed full of great new songs like 'Autoroute / Game of Cones', 'Big Box Store', 'The Prostate Blues' and 'Hudson'.

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