Now I remember the old days
With the snow coming in sideways
And I thought, you know what would be kinda nice?
Why don't we take an RV
To where they do winter differently
Like without the cold, the snow and the ice

And so I shopped around
For a while until I found
An RV that I saw in a flyer
The salesman, he was real nice
He said: "I'm gonna lower the price
Cause I see you already have a spare tire."

Hey ho, hey ho
It's time so away we go
Hey ho, to where it's nice and hot
Hey ho, hey ho
Get on board and away we go
Some place where winter is not

You can find snow if you take the trouble
I keep mine in a plastic bubble
There's a snowman outside our motor home
And even though it isn't cold
That snowman never gets old
Because he's made out of styrofoam

And we've got a fake Christmas tree
That's all fine with me
I'm all 'glass of rum and a Santa hat'
And if we get nostalgic Christmas day
We go down Naples way
Cause Christmas don't get whiter than that

Hey ho, hey ho
It's time so away we go
Hey ho, to where it's nice and hot
It's not a 'when' it's a 'where'
And so we're going there
Some place where winter is not

There's angry drivers in their cars
Stuck behind us on the road for hours
I feel their rage but I stay aloof
I don't want to tempt the fates
Cause now we're driving in the states
And this RV just ain't bulletproof

Yes we love to hit the road
In our motorized commode
Me and my lady friend
And later on we slow dance
Then I have to check my pants
You never know - the south might rise again

Hey ho, hey ho
It's time so away we go
Hey ho, to where it's nice and hot
It's not a 'when', it's a 'where'
And so we're going there
Some place where winter is not