It's been decided by a committee
To turn our town into Bicycle City.
You can get from here to there
With your head down and your bum in the air.
Two wheels for everyone.

Go where you want, do what you want to do.
Stop signs never will apply to you.
Ride on through and never linger
If a driver honks -
Give 'em the finger

It's been decided by a committee
To turn our town into Bicycle City.
You can get from here to there
With your bum down and your head in the air.
Two wheels for everyone.

Winter here is eight months long
But we'll all ride bikes - what could go wrong?
Feel that northern winter breeze now.
Shrink my boys to the size of peas now.

Got a super flow saddle in eggshell white.
And a carbon wheel set that's out of sight.
An Italian frame and - look out, ladies.
My bike costs more than a Mercedes.

With my spandex shirt and my spandex pants.
It'll be just like the Tour de France.
Traffic will come to a standstill now.
Too bad buddy, it's the Tour de Ville now.

It's been decided by a committee
To turn our town into Bicycle City.
That's how our mayor wants to see us
If you can't afford a Prius.
Two wheels for everyone.
Bicycle City.