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Hey, Santa Claus

Pull My Finger
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Hey, Santa Claus
Quite often I get to think in how as kids we got by.
Christmas time at our house we couldn't even afford a fire.
So we made do with what we had back then when I was young.
Old dad would suck a peppermint and we'd sit around his tongue.
We couldn't afford no sparkly tinsel for our Christmas trees.
So we just wheeled granddad in and made the old fart sneeze.
But things changed pretty quick.
I've got kids now of my own and I watched them open their prezzies late last night
when I came home.
And here's what the little buggers were saying.
Hey Santa!
Hey where's my fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this out of the junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter.
I came to see you twice.
You worn out geriatric fart.
You forgot my fucking bike.
If I had wanted a pair of bloody thongs I would have bloody arsed.
If you have a suit and ping pong set you can shove right up there.
You've stopped me bloody order up.
It's enough to make you spew.
But it's not just me that's snaky.
My sister's ticked off too.
Hey Santa!
Hey where's my fucking pram?
You promised me you'd send me one.
Don't you remember who I am?
I'm the little girl that you made sit down on your hand.
In ho ho ho where's my fucking pram?
Next time I come to see you I'm going to punch you in the guts.
I'm going to turn your fucking reindeer losing kick root off in the nuts.
You just wait till next year when you come back to that store.
And me and my kids sister come marching through the door.
We'll tell them hey, hey mums and dads smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes.
And don't listen to him boys and girls because he tells you in lies.
He's the best tank of the purple.
He's not even very bright because the old fucking wanker he forgot my bike.
Hey Santa!
Hey where's my fucking bike?
I've walked out to all these other jungles.
There's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a letter.
I came to see you twice.
You worn out geriatric fart.
You forgot my fucking bike.
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Louder and Louder!

Pull My Finger

Bowser & Blue

11 songs | Released 2004

Includes the title song, and Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson's Christmas classic, 'Hey, Santa Claus!' Recorded live.

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