You need a designated driver, so you can go home and sleep.
I don't need a designated driver, I'm not as drunk as tickle people.
You've had too much alcohol, it's time for you to switch to water, as you can no longer
hold your liquor.
Liquor?
You're liquor, you brought her.
I know there's a breathalyzer, somewhere's up the road ahead, so I'll be your designated
driver, cause I know you'll be blown red.
I don't need a breathalyzer, to know I shouldn't drive anymore.
You can be my designated driver, I've seen the writing on the floor.
Let's hear it for the designated drivers, because without them we'd be sunk, if it wasn't for
the designated drivers, there couldn't be a designated driver.
Drink your blue.
It's okay to have a few drinks, as long as you don't become a stat, what you must never
drink to excess, excess, I'll drink to that.
Don't play that breathalyzer game, cause you know that you can't win it.
Last time you had a blood test, it came back with an olive in it.
Let's hear it for the designated drivers, because without them we'd be sunk, next time
you can be the designated driver, and you can be the designated driver.
Let's hear it for the designated drivers, because without them we'd be sunk, if it wasn't for
the designated drivers, there couldn't be a designated driver.
You can be my designated driver, I've seen the writing on the floor.
Let's hear it for the designated drivers, because without them we'd be sunk, next time you can
be the designated driver.
You can be my designated driver, I've seen the writing on the floor.
You can be my designated driver, I've seen the writing on the floor.
You can be my designated driver, I've seen the writing on the floor.
You can be my designated driver, I've seen the writing on the floor.
You can be my designated driver, I've seen the writing on the floor.
You can be my designated driver, I've seen the writing on the floor.
You can be my designated driver, I've seen the writing on the floor.
You can be my designated driver, I've seen the writing on the floor.
You can be my designated driver, I've seen the writing on the floor.
You can be my designated driver, I've seen the writing on the floor.
Thank you.