Things you will never hear your wife say, ever number ten
- No, you have all the bed covers. I'll be fine
Things you never hear wife say, number nine
- Every time you tell that joke it gets better
Things you'll never ever hear wife say, number eight
- That beer belly makes you look distinguished
Things you never ever hear your wife say, number seven
- Oh my gosh, we're running low on duct tape
Things you never hear wife say, number six
- Don't get up
We wait a long time to hear that, yes.
Things you never ever hear wife say, number five
- Get a whiff of that one
Things you'll never ever hear wife say, number four
- My parents are coming over tonight. Why don't you go out drinking with your buddies?
Things you'll never ever hear your wife say, number three
- My goodness. What a beautiful scrotum
Things you'll never ever hear wife say, number two
Flick through all the TV channels again. It's so soothing
Finally the Bowser and Blue list of things you'll never ever hear wife say, this is number one
- I'm sorry. You're right