Old love is the best love
Stay in love with me
My love for you comes with a lifetime guarantee

I can tell you're still under the spell
Of my manly charms
And you like the way my pants fit
Underneath the arms
You don't care if I wear
Socks with my sandals
And I love it when you hold me tight
That's why I have love handles

Old love is the best love
Stay in love with me
My love for you comes with a lifetime guarantee

My body still feels good to you
When it doesn't feel good to me
And I can tell that, when you give me a pat
Where my bum used to be
And I know that you still love me,
And you wouldn't make me cry
So when you say: "that long, limp, useless thing."
I know you mean my tie

Old love is the best love
Stay in love with me
My love for you comes with a lifetime guarantee

After all these years your eyes
Are still shiny bright
And your teeth are like the stars
Is that why they come out at night?
I love to touch you darling,
I love to feel your skin
I love your long brown hair
Especially that one on your chin

Don't say you don't look good
When you know it isn't true
And don't say nobody loves you
Because you know I do

And if you want to make love
I want to make love to you
And if you don't want to make love
That's okay too
- Sometimes I just like to be held

I don't care if we have no money
And we can't afford the rent
We'll just go out camping
We'll use your knickers as a tent

I love the way you've kept your figure
It sets my heart aflame
36, 24, 36
And the other leg's the same

I bought you some new lingerie
I hope I didn't do wrong
The lady said: "what's her bra size?"
I said: "I think it's 38 - long."

But it's true, I've lost the battle too
The one with gravity
When I'm sitting on the loo
It looks like I'm making a pot of tea

Old love is the best love
Stay in love with me
My love for you comes with a lifetime guarantee
Old love is the best love
Stay in love with me
Because my love for you
Comes with a life
time
Guarantee