Old love is the best love, stay in love with me
My love for you comes with a lifetime guarantee
I can tell you're still under the spell of my manly charms
And you like the way my pants fit underneath the arms
You don't care if I wear socks with my sandals
And I love it when you hold me tight
It's why I have love handles
Old love is the best love, stay in love with me
My love for you comes with a lifetime guarantee
My body still feels good to you
And it doesn't feel good to me
And I can tell that when you give me a pat
Well my bum used to be
And I know that you still love me
And you wouldn't make me cry
So when you say that long-lived useless thing
I know you mean my time
Old love is the best love, stay in love with me
My love for you comes with a lifetime guarantee
After all these years
Your eyes are still shiny bright
And your teeth are like the stars
Is that why they come out at night?
I love to touch you darling
I love to feel your skin
I love your long brown hair
Especially that one on your chin
Don't say you don't look good
When you know it isn't true
And don't say nobody loves you
Cos you know I do
And if you want to make love to me
I want to make love to you
And if you don't want to make love
That's okay too
Sometimes I just like to be held
I don't care if we have no money
And we can't afford the rent
We'll just go camping outside
We'll use your knickers as a tent
I love the way you've captured figure
It sets my heart aflame
36, 24, 36
And the other leg's the same
I bought you some new lingerie
I hope I didn't do wrong
The lady said what's her bra size
I said I think it's 38 long
But it's true
I've lost the battle too
The one with gravity
When I'm sitting on the loo
It looks like I'm making a pot of tea
Oh love is the best love
Stay in love with me
My love for you comes with a lifetime guarantee
Come on, oh love is the best love
Stay in love with me
Because my love for you comes with a lifetime guarantee
Ba ba ba ba
That's lovely