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Is It In Yet?
From Down Under, Mr. Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee.
G'day.
Very glad to be here.
Where am I?
I come from a place called Australia.
That's Down Under. way Down Under where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
It's famous for lots of things.
Mostly, of course, the wonderful rugby.
Known as Australian rules down there, rugby's for poofters.
That's it.
Rugby's played by a collection of asshole bandits.
The most famous, perhaps, export from Australia is the Sheila.
The Sheila normally found displaying herself on the beach,
laying down on the sand, making a very good impression.
They certainly make an impression on me.
They make me partially perpendicular.
Being an Australian, I just walk right over to them,
Especially the young ladies wearing my favourite costume, two band-aids and a cork.
Very stylish, very stylish.
Friends, I walk right over to them
and I usually introduce myself with
"G'day, would you like to fuck?"
Very forthright place, Australia.
Last time I did that, the young lady turned around and said,
"Well, I wasn't going to, but you've talked me into it, you smooth bastard. Who could resist a line like that?"
So, come on then.
Whip out the old social sausage, she says
The old giggle stick.
The golden rivet.
Yes, the golden rivet.
Old blind bob.
The blue veined homewrecker.
Roly-poly roger, the red-hot lodger, the pork sword.
The short arm, the tally-whacker.
So anyway, I said, oh, well, fair-do's then,
Then strip down and show us the old Fort Bushy.
The happy valley.
The great divide.
The fur burger.
The bearded clam.
Rattlesnake canyon.
The vertical smile.
So, within moments, you know, we're going right at it.
You know, we're varnishing the old pogo stick.
I'm swinging the wedding tackle.
Playing hide the wiener.
Giving her a painless meat injection.
And then she says, is it in yet?
It's painful, that is.
Yeah, is it in yet?
I said, yeah.
She says, oh, "ouch," then.
Oh.
I said, what do you mean?
She says, well, you got a small organ.
Yeah, I said, fine, but I don't usually perform in a cathedral, you see.
In a cathedral.
In a cathedral.
She says, ah, shut up.
I said, I did.
That was the echo.
G'day.
Very glad to be here.
Where am I?
I come from a place called Australia.
That's Down Under. way Down Under where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
It's famous for lots of things.
Mostly, of course, the wonderful rugby.
Known as Australian rules down there, rugby's for poofters.
That's it.
Rugby's played by a collection of asshole bandits.
The most famous, perhaps, export from Australia is the Sheila.
The Sheila normally found displaying herself on the beach,
laying down on the sand, making a very good impression.
They certainly make an impression on me.
They make me partially perpendicular.
Being an Australian, I just walk right over to them,
Especially the young ladies wearing my favourite costume, two band-aids and a cork.
Very stylish, very stylish.
Friends, I walk right over to them
and I usually introduce myself with
"G'day, would you like to fuck?"
Very forthright place, Australia.
Last time I did that, the young lady turned around and said,
"Well, I wasn't going to, but you've talked me into it, you smooth bastard. Who could resist a line like that?"
So, come on then.
Whip out the old social sausage, she says
The old giggle stick.
The golden rivet.
Yes, the golden rivet.
Old blind bob.
The blue veined homewrecker.
Roly-poly roger, the red-hot lodger, the pork sword.
The short arm, the tally-whacker.
So anyway, I said, oh, well, fair-do's then,
Then strip down and show us the old Fort Bushy.
The happy valley.
The great divide.
The fur burger.
The bearded clam.
Rattlesnake canyon.
The vertical smile.
So, within moments, you know, we're going right at it.
You know, we're varnishing the old pogo stick.
I'm swinging the wedding tackle.
Playing hide the wiener.
Giving her a painless meat injection.
And then she says, is it in yet?
It's painful, that is.
Yeah, is it in yet?
I said, yeah.
She says, oh, "ouch," then.
Oh.
I said, what do you mean?
She says, well, you got a small organ.
Yeah, I said, fine, but I don't usually perform in a cathedral, you see.
In a cathedral.
In a cathedral.
She says, ah, shut up.
I said, I did.
That was the echo.