Okay, we're going to finish off now because I know so many of you have got classes to
go to, right?
We like to always end our shows with this song because it's a good rousing chance for
you to get back at us by screaming out an obscene message.
This song comes from the cultural capital of Canada, Edmonton, Alberta.
It's known as the Rodeo Song.

Well, it's forty below and I don't really care
Got my long underwear
And I'm off to the Rodeo.
Alemana left, alemana right
Come on, you silly person, get your right step right.
Get off the stage, you're extremely rude, you know.
You make me mad, you silly person, you get on my nerves.

Somehow it isn't the same when you do that version, that CBC version that we did.
That's just not the same.
I think we should do the original version, George.
Okay.

Well, it's forty below and I ain't got a truck
But I don't give a fuck cause I'm off to the Rodeo.
Alemana left, alemana right come on you fucking dummy get your step right.
Get off the stage, you're a god damn goof you know.

We've got a serious problem here, Rick.
I think you're gonna have to teach them what that...
Yeah, okay.
That is.
We got a table over there.
I mean, a group over here thinks the words are 'you piss me off, you piss me off, you piss me off.
That's as far as they got.
Fucking pisses me off.
The words are 'you piss me off, you fucking jerk, you get on my nerves.'
So we're gonna have to do that one more time, eh?

Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand,
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the Rodeo.
Alemana left, alemana right come on you fucking dummy get your right step right.
Piss me off. Ya fucking jerk, Ya get on my nerves

Some of you are still having trouble with the F word.
You haven't realized that it's not even a word, it's just punctuation, right?
Right, fuck?
Right, fuck.
See, it's a question mark.
For some people, it's an entire sentence.
'Fuck'
I can even use it for real grammar, you know?
The present tense is 'fuck'
The past tense is 'fucked'
Which is also the passive voice, 'yer fucked.'
Then again, there's the reflexive form, 'fuck me.'
There's the aggressive form, 'fuck you.'
And the imperative reflexive, 'go fuck yourself.'
The only ones that really haven't got it together are our brethren, the French Canadians,
who still really haven't got a handle on it.
It's true, fuck.
The other day I was at Eaton.
It's hard to get used to saying 'Eaton.'
I was at Eaton.
I wanted to buy some perfume, so I went down in the basement, the ground floor,
there's all kinds of perfume, they got all counters set up everywhere,
they got Channel 5 over here
They got the Clinique over there, so I walked right over to the fat lady at the counter
Oh, you've been there, huh?
Oh, she was a nice looking lady, you know?
I walked over and I said, "excusez moi, madame, je veux acheter du parfume pour ma blonde."
So she says, "Estee Lauder?"
I said, "MADAME, JE VEUX ACHETER ..."
I thought she said, "louder, 'stie.'
So, in the end we settled on a perfume called Come to Me
Although I must say when I smelled it, it didn't smell like Come to Me.
So I bought it from her, I said "this is for a special occasion.
The other day my girlfriend, she said, come on, kiss me where it stinks.
So I drove her to Cornwall.
Anyway, so I bought the perfume and at the counter I'm trying to pay for it and the cash doesn't work. They break down all the time, the ordinators, they have a break down
Oh, 'computer,' excuse me, they break down.
So she turns to a friend, she says, 'hey, Monique, c'est foké.'
Nice fucking woman, you know.
Nice fucking woman, very respectable, looks sort of like May Cutler, you know.
Wouldn't hurt a fly.
I said, excuse me, Madame, you know what you're saying?
She said, ben oui, okay, c'est brisé, fonctionne plus, ça marche plus.
C'est foké, it's broken.
It's fucked.
I said, okay, okay, okay.
No, you understand why American tourists have such a big problem, when they come up here.
They go down to Bishop Crescent Street
Hey, mademoiselle, hey, 'foké'
And the girls go, oh, it's broken - too bad.

All right now, let's sing it one more time together.
The words are 'piss me off, fuckin jerk, ya get on my nerves.'
All right, one, two, three.

Now here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand,
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the Rodeo
Alemana left, alemana right, come on ya fuckin dummy get your right step right,
get off the stage, you're goddamn juiced y'know
Piss me off
Fuckin jerk
Get on my nerves