I went to a deli just the other day
The old deli man had gone away
You gotta keep up with the changing world
The new deli man is a deli girl

Yeah, restaurateurs can be entrepreneurs
Like a Greek tycoon or a cute chanteuse
Who cares who they are? Who cares where they're from?
As long as those heart attacks go on

I should've known
When I ate so much deli
I get a heartburn

Sing it together now ...

Who can fill a belly? Well the deli man can
Filling up a belly is a deli man's plan
He can fill a belly till it wobble like a jelly
No body fill a belly like a deli man can

Celine Dion is a great big star
And I'll put a nickel in her nickel jar
If she keeps Cherry Cola on the shelf
And if she never lets me sit all by myself

All by myself I don't want to sit all by myself
That's why I come here

Sing it now ...

Who can fill a belly? Well the deli man can
Filling up a belly is a deli man's plan
He can fill a belly till it wobble like a jelly
Nobody fill a belly like a deli man can

Schwartz's gonna change, that's for sure
It ain't gonna be like it was before
There'll be meat on the menu like we've never seen
See fat, see medium, Celine

It don't bother me in the least
If it turns into beauty and the feast
Bless my soul and Lord above
When the power of Schwartz meets the power of love

Because you're my lady
And I am your man
Now bring me a sandwich
As fast as you can

Who can fill a belly? Well the deli man can
Filling up a belly is a deli man's plan
He can fill a belly till it wobble like a jelly
No body fill a belly like a deli man can

Who can fill a belly? Well I hope she can
Her belly is as flat as a frying pan
Who can fill a belly till it wobble like a jelly
Celine Dion and her old man