Guys like to date nurses
With a nurse you know where you stand
A nurse has low expectations
And that's always good for a man
A nurse may have spent several hours
Up to her elbows in spew
If you whisper let's go
She might say no
But at least she'll never say: "eww"
If you whisper let's go
She might say no
But a nurse will never say: "eww"

A nurse is in charge of the catheter
A nurse has to bathe a bed sore
So whatever you might want to show her
Believe me she's seen it before
And so you don't have to worry
If your nakedness comes into view
Because although she might say: "No!"
At least she'll never say: "eww"
Because although she might say: "No!"
A nurse will never say: "eww"

A nurse is never offended
By something that you've said or done
Nurses are busy with practical things
And nurses just want to have fun
There's oral and anal thermometers
I've seen them all over the place
I asked the nurse the difference
She smiled and said: "the taste."
So guys if you want to be happy
You'd better get into the queue
Because although she might say no
A nurse will never say: "eww"