Kim Jong Un

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Kim Jong Un
Every morning at the palace you can see him arrive, he's 5 foot 6, weighs 245, he's the
leader of the North Korean state.
They seek him here, they seek him there, they recognize Kim everywhere, he's the only North
Korean who's overweight.
When the previous Kim suddenly died, who can replace him the people cried?
Is there anyone here who has the right stuff?
He said I'll play your stupid game, but I've got nothing but my name.
Well it turns out that, that was enough.
Kim Jong Kim Jong Kim Jong, the North Korean and Moonie too.
He said come on people you know the drill, it's all written down here in my daddy's will.
I was kind of hoping for a pizzeria, but it's all legal, signed and witnessed.
Daddy left me the family business, which in this case just happens to be North Korea.
We don't know much about this man who's Dennis Rodman's only fan.
When he came to visit, there was a lot of glad handing.
Oh Kim was proud as he could be, he showed him off like a prize on TV.
Like he'd won last commie standing.
He likes to shoot off rockets when he gets mad, but they barely clear the launching pad.
Turns out the missile threat is mostly bluff.
He's big on anger and defiance, but he's a little short on rocket science.
I thought these people invented that stuff.
Kim Jong Kim Jong Kim Jong, the North Korean and Moonie too.
If you subscribe to North Korea tell, you don't get a phone, you just get a cell.
Well it's not much fun for the babysitter.
And even though it's a social estate, there's no social media, which Kim must hate.
Imagine millions of followers put no Twitter.
If you were thinking of visiting North Korea, maybe it's not such a great idea to try and break through the curtain of bamboo.
Because since that movie with Seth Rogen, they've put up a new slogan.
It says, hey, I'm Anakin, Yuck Foo.
By now you're probably getting sick of hearing me play that lick.
You know, the one that kind of reminds you of Charlie Chan.
I know it's a stereotypical representation of music that's supposedly Asian, but I have to play it.
Because I can.
He's a young man, that Kim Jong Un.
He's not about to die anytime soon, but he's bound to go sooner or later.
Her tell of his busy staff have already come up with his epitaph.
It'll say, here lies a big dictator.
Kim Jong, Kim Jong, Kim Jong Un. The North Korean Looney Tunes.
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