Snow is a Four-letter Word
When the leaves are off the trees, and I feel that chilly breeze,
I wanna go where the weather's fine, cause you don't have to shovel sunshine.
There's no reason we should stay, summer is just three days away.
No need to lock the house with a key, everything we own is in the RV.
Let's go, follow the birds, cause snow is a four letter word.
There's a place I don't need a coat, that's the place that gets my vote.
Excuse me, but I'm not a fan, I'm dressing up like the Michelin man.
I don't know where heaven may be, but it sure ain't Canada in February.
When it starts to get dark at three, and I start to look like my photo ID.
Let's go, follow the birds, cause snow is a four letter word.
Pack my bags ready for my annual vacation, got my flip flops and six months of medication.
I'll be fleeing as fast as a cheetah, the only ice I wanna see is in my margarita.
There's a special kind of delight, to hear the temperature in Fahrenheit.
When I do, I really have to say, it always sounds much warmer that way.
I turn the weather channel on, to see what's up where I come from.
I get a thrill when I know, they just got four feet of snow.
Let's go, follow the geese, watch out for the state police.
Let's go, follow the ducks, cause snow totally sucks.
Let's go, follow the birds, cause snow is a four letter word.