Things you will never hear in Calgary starting with number 10 that Trudeau guys got a lot of interesting ideas
Things you'll never ever hear in Calgary number nine I'll take Shakespeare for 1,000 Alex
Things you never hear in Calgary number eight. I just don't see myself in a pickup truck
Things you never hear in Calgary number seven. I don't watch wrestling. It's fake
Things you'll never hear in Calgary number six. Hey, let's try that new vegetarian restaurant
Things you'll never ever hear in Calgary number five my fiance Bob
Is registered at Tiffany's
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Things you never ever hear in Calgary number four. I'm a huge fan of the maple leaves
Things you never hear in Calgary number three the problem with this country is there's just not enough French
Things you'll never hear in Calgary number two. I find that too many deer heads detract from the decor
Finally our list of the things you'll never ever hear Calgary. This is number one. Hey, great news David Suzuki's in town
Now we'd like to contrast that with things you'll never ever hear in Montreal
Starting with number 10. I'm not worried the PQ is in charge
Things you never hear in Montreal number nine. I don't do jobs for cash
Things you'll never hear in Montreal number eight. How can I take a sick day? I'm not really sick
Things you never hear in Montreal number seven wait we can cross safely at the next corner
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Things you never hear in Montreal number six no gravy for me. Thank you
Things you'll never hear in Montreal number five. Okay, as long as it's not alcoholic
Things you never hear in Montreal number four I'm a huge fan of the maple leaves
Things you'll never hear in Montreal number three. I can't I'm married
Things you never hear in Montreal number two that turban looks great on you
Finally our list of the things you'll never ever hear in Montreal this is number one look the driver in the next lane is slowing down to let me in
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