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Everything Is Cheaper In The States (Single)

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Everything Is Cheaper In The States (Single)
Everything is cheaper in the states
Everything is cheaper in the states
Your savings are immense
If you can shop or things are less expensive
Everything is cheaper in the states

Everything is cheaper in the states
Americans pay cheaper cell phone rates
But our bills are larger
Because Canadians are getting roger'd
Everything is cheaper in the states

If you want to buy a home you'll find it won't cost you as much
You'll pay less for a laptop with a screen that you can touch
You'll pay less for a car and all the gas to make it go
And the seven pairs of underwear you wear under your clothes
- Yeah, coming back across customs. Been there, done that

Everything is cheaper in the states
Everything is cheaper in the states
You will make this declaration
When you come back home from your vacation
Everything is cheaper in the states

So stock up on your golf clubs and your spandex underwear
Don't bring an empty suitcase, you can buy one cheaper there
It's a magical experience to not pay through the nose, for ...

Sheets and pillows, king and queen
Sneakers up to size 14
Furniture and shirts and shoes
Household goods and food and booze
Things you've never seen before
In Walgreens or a Target store
Children's toys, big TVs
Paperbacks and cheddar cheese
When you buy a book it's nice to only pay the sticker price
And cigarettes and alcohol
It all adds up to quite a haul
I find it hard to fit them all
Underneath my clothes

One breath, ladies and gentlemen, one breath

Everything is cheaper in the states In the states
Everything is cheaper in the states In the states
There are one or two exceptions
Such as health care lawyers and elections
Everything is cheaper in the states

There may be a lot of murder
But your dollar goes a whole lot further
Everything is cheaper in the states

From LA to Carolina, although everything is made in China
Everything is cheaper in the states
In the states
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