I used to run, I used to jog
Then I got this little dog

You probably recognize
The kind of doggie I found
He's a weiner and I'm the guy
Who's following a weiner around

He's a Dachshund
- He's a little and low
So we'll be back soon
From wherever it is we go

I don't need to have a plan
I'm following my weiner around
If he's a happy dog I'm a happy man
Following my weiner around

He's got a nose and a tail to wag
I'm following my weiner around
And I've got a shovel and a plastic bag
I'm following my weiner around

He's just strolling Picking up clues,
He's a-rolling. Sniffing the local news
And adding his views

When it comes to communication
His social skills are tried and tested
Me, I stick to conversation
If I did what he does, I'd be arrested

He's been fixed but some things never die
I'm following a weiner around
He still chases the ladies, he just ... doesn't know why
And I'm following my weiner around

He's a Dachshund, you know that's German
for "badger hound"
So he'll be back soon
Cause there ain't a lot of badgers around

I'm following my weiner around I'm following my weiner around