I used to run, I used to jog Then I got this little dog
You probably recognize the kind of doggie I found
He's a weiner and I'm the guy who's following a weiner around
He's a taxon He's a little and low so we'll be
a taxon From wherever it is we go
I don't need to have a plan I'm following my weiner around
If he's a happy dog I'm a happy man I'm following my weiner around
He's got a nose and a tail to wag I'm following my weiner around
And I've got a shovel and a plastic bag I'm following my weiner around
He's just strolling Picking up clues, yes we're rolling
Snipping the local news And adding his views
When it comes to communication His social skills are tried and tested
Me, I stick to conversation If I did what he does, I'd be arrested
He's been fixed but some things never die I'm following a weiner around
So he still chases the ladies But he doesn't know why
I'm following my weiner around He's so dark, you know that's a Truman
for badger hound So he'll be back soon
Cause there ain't a lot of badgers around
I'm following my weiner around I'm following my weiner around