Rough year. right? I know because I'm a small investor. I didn't start out that way, but now I'm a small
Tell you how that happened

Since my money left me
I found a new place to dwell
Down the corner of lonely street
Heartbreak Nortel
I feel lonely

Nortel has exploded
The TSC balloon
Now there's a whole lot of Canadians
Who won't be retiring soon

Heartbreak
Nortel
Heartbreak if you didn't sell

I didn't sell at 16
At 15, I didn't stir
I got out at 13 bucks.
Well, duh!

We were talking fiber optics
And high-tech instruments
Now we're talking savings banks
And two-and-a-half percent

Heartbreak
Nortel
Heartbreak if you didn't sell

You know Rick, tonight is my bridge night.
- Cards?
No, jumping.
There's the bulls there's the bears and then there's me. The jackass
I hear Nortel is having a Nor-telethon. Operators are standing by to take the rest of your freaking money

But
They haven't gone out of business
Their stock will rise again
It'll go up to a hundred bucks
But I'll be dead by then
Heartbreak
Nortel
Heartbreak
If you didn't sell