Well I went for a drive in my pickup truck I picked up my girl cause I wanted to show
her my gloves cause she had on her mitts And I blushed brightly when she showed me
her perfume that she buys whenever Avon calls Then I pulled down my pants and I showed her my
polka dot undies My polka dot undies
Yeah my polka dot undies from Miracle Marts I said look but be careful I think I'm gonna
turn the shop corner go up on the grass Then she leaned out the window and I thought I
saw her pointing to something that flashed by real quick She said hey look at that that
looks just like your polka dot undies My polka dot undies
Yeah my polka dot undies that I wear back to front She smiled and she said have you seen
my brother's new car the one that he stole Then she asked me to look up her whole damn family
And I went into shock when I found out it was her brother who really liked polka dot undies
Yeah polka dot undies
Well the moral of this story like a jewel it is gleaming but you'll never find it in
a glass of warm milk or tea cause it will not fit and you probably already think I am
full of vague innuendos and double mean and rhymes but I'll tell you that obscenity is
all in your polka dot undies
Yeah polka dot undies
Your edible undies
Your polka dot undies