What is a Garmento?
What kind of man is he?
Who knows only two seasons
Slack, and busy.

He has a method
And he's glad that he found it
He starts with a price tag
And builds a suit around it.

And every Garmento deserves a Memento.
Even the president
For clothing he went
To a Garmento.

He's thankful for Goyim.
They bolster his sales.
If not for the Goyim
Who'd buy retail?

When perverts flash Garmento
There's no running and whining.
Garmento just nods and then he says
That's a nice lining.

And every Garmento deserves a Memento.
When mourners lament,
The raiment they rent
came from Garmento.
From a Garmento,
From a Garmento.