I'd like to now take you to Ottawa and
Take you magically to a scrum. You know what a scrum is? That's when the MPs exit the house
They're surrounded by journalists. It's known as a scrum. In fact, the MPs refer to the journalists as the scrum of the earth
Mr. Crachan, Mr. Crachan, Mr. Crachan, national post sir. Somebody else. I don't want to talk to that guy
Why are you still angry at Conrad Black?
Because he sued you because you wouldn't let him become a peer. Well, you know, he wanted to have a titill
Titan. Well, I don't think that the Canadian people need to be titillated. So I told him that, you know
Sir, it's about heredity. You can talk to me about heredity, you know, it runs in my family
In fact, the other day I looked up my family three and some of my family are still in it
And no other question. Sir, let me ask you about the summit of the Americas
You hosted it in Quebec City where you met the new president
President Bush. How did that go, sir? Well, you know, it was fun, you know, but you know
He's a nice guy, but he don't know much about Canada. He doesn't know much about Canada
No, you know, he thinks that the planes of Abraham is an airline
Sir, recently you got into trouble out west because you suggested that Albertans should share their wealth with the rest of Canada
Well, they have to be able to take a joke. I always make some joke, you know, in Alberta
They think a carpool is something you put in your SUV
And you know, I met a kid in Alberta, you know
He was so rich that his piggy bank had two vice president and you know Ralph Klein said to him
You know, when he sit on Santa's knee, yes Santa what he wants
So, so nobody laughed then either
So it was tough. So, so sir, you are I guess on the wrong side of Westerners
And do you think that perhaps that's reason why Joe Clark attacks you all the time? He is from out west
Do you think he has a grudge, sir? I think he has a two-car grudge, but that's not my grudge
I don't know that. Sir, I'm referring to Shuina gate Shuina gate where we found out that you're still active in your riding
Even though you're the prime minister
Sir Shuina gate sir
What do you have? There's no conflict and nobody is interested in that and you know when you talk to me about my riding
I think seriously, that's my job. I represent the people of Samaras and they have to me
They represent to me that I represent them when they're like me
And so that I take that as my job and that's my job and I do my job and the people of Samaras, you know
We help each other. In fact, we have no village idiot. We have to take turns
Sometimes I have to go and do my job
In order to question sir, let's talk about let's talk about your last election
No, no, sir, you know
You know a Lucien Bouchard's resignation for instance your let your election was considered a factor
I never touch it. Don't sir and during the campaign, sir
Of course the block Quebecois accused you of exploiting the passing of Pierre Elliott Trudeau for your own advantage
What do you say? What do you say to the block?
Why do they say those things about me? You know that the black Quebecois, you know
They say that I exploit Pierre to draw it Trudeau is dead, but these IDs live on
But with the block is the other way around, you know, the righties are dead, but they live on
Sir, what do you think of the troubles of the Canadian Alliance party and their leader stockwell day?
Ah, you know stuck with day
I always said that he was too far to the right. He's too far to the right and then he wore that wetsuit and you could see that
He's too far to the right and you know for me, that's why I have some trouble to control his caucus
Okay, so hello
So sir, do you think that perhaps one day that that Joe Clark could be Prime Minister?
Well, you know anything can happen, but for me Prime Minister is not a Joe job
And
If I could say that, you know, it seemed to me that leader of the opposition is not a day job either
So hello, sir, I know you've been successful with the third term, but rumors persist. Are you going to retire?
No way was be
No way was be I'm not gonna retire. No, not miss your kitchen. You're 67 years old
Yes, but that's only 42 us
You have to put something in perspective
For that so sir before you go, are there any
Thoughts you'd like to leave us with or well, you know, I have some poem
I write some poems on time for myself
I sit and something passed through my mind you and my backup I sleep and so so you have a poem sir
Can you just leave us with that poem?
I will read the poem that I wrote today. I
Hope you have a pay raise. It's good for your health
So if you need a pay raise, just give one to yourself
I'll vote myself a pay raise
That's democracy
Everyone should have a pay raise happy birthday to me
Your prime minister ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jean
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