I'm Canadian because many years ago I was born in Montreal
So it came as quite a shock when the Parti Québécois said: "This isn't Canada at all"
Oh, I'm Canadian English Canadian
I'm an Anglophone in Quebec
Oh, I'm Canadian English Canadian
I'm an Anglophone in Quebec

People say, hey Anglo, come down to Toronto
It's wonderful why don't you move away
So I pretend I'm in Ontario without ever leaving home
I turn right on a red light once a day

You must be wondering if everything's so bad
What the Anglos stay here for?
Well it's the only place in Canada where you can go and buy
Beer and wine at the corner store
Beer and wine at the corner store
Even on Sunday

Oh, I'm Canadian English Canadian
I'm an Anglophone in Quebec
Oh, I'm Canadian English Canadian
I'm an Anglophone in Quebec
I'm an Anglophone in Quebec

Music by Sting. Words by Bowser and Blue