Curling is good fun
- So leave the pub
And this is how it's done
- And join a club
There's nothing that's at all unorthodox
Sliding down the ice
- Four mates, or spouses
It can be so nice
- Aim for two houses
Be careful with the hand that cradles the rocks

The stone slows to a creep
It's time for you to sweep
You didn't calculate
The right amount of weight to hurl
Gradually you learn
How to make it turn
Or rather as they say, to make it curl

When it comes to winter sports
- When it gets cold
It is generally thought
- So we are told
That hockey is the game to which we flock
But if you actually play
- Participate
Then curling wins the day
- It's really great
In Canada more people curl, than ... hock

And the hero who can curl
Always gets the girl
She tells the friends she phones
That he plays with the Stones
And she will be his bride
Together they will slide
He will naturally sweep her off her feet