Look out! Here it comes!

Old time vampires will bite your neck
And grip you with an icy hand
But one rock star drinks blood by the bottle
In a clinic up in Switzerland

Just the fact that his heart was still beating
Really blew the doctor's mind
Because hearts weren't made to circulate
The kind of things you find in

Keith Richards'
Keith Richards'
Keith Richards' blood
Keith Richards'
Keith Richards'
Keith Richards' blood

Well the doctor could tell
By the way it smelled
That the blood was real bad news
And he knew for sure
When a drop he spilled
Burned right through his shoes

He dropped the bottle with a cry of pain
And the blood flowed out into the streets
Soon the hotel smelled like whiskey and cigarettes
Knickers and armpits and feet
Keith Richards'
Keith Richards'
Keith Richards' blood
Keith Richards'
Keith Richards'
Keith Richards' blood

Well the blood comes creeping
To the high school seeping
Lying there filling up the class
Soon they're rocking and rolling
Cause the hemoglobin
Is giving off a gas gas gas

Keith Richards'
Keith Richards'
Keith Richards' blood
Keith Richards'
Keith Richards'
Keith Richards' blood