Well, I went for a drive in my pickup truck, I picked up my girl, cause I wanted to show her my gloves, cause she had all her mitts, and I blushed right then when she showed me her perfume that she buys.
Whenever Avon calls, so I took off my pants, and I showed her my polka dot undies, my polka dot undies.
When I found my polka dot undies from Miracle Mar, I said, look, be careful, I think I'm gonna turn the shop corner and go up on the grass.
I leaned out the window, and I thought I saw her pointing to something that flashed by real quick. She said, hey, look at that, it looks just like your polka dot undies.
Polka dot undies.
Yeah, my polka dot undies that I wear back to front, she smiled and she said, have you seen my brother's new car? I'm the one that is stolen.
Then she asked me to look up her whole damn family, and I went into shock, but when I found out it was her sister who really liked polka dot undies.
Polka dot undies.
Polka dot undies.
Polka dot undies.
Polka dot undies.
Well, I took her out to dinner, but on one thing she was firm, she'd swallow almost anything, except for stories that her brother didn't like.
She had birds, but hung around leather bars and liked to eat fish and chips, and he still sucked his thumb. I said, I don't mind, and she kissed me on my polka dot undies.
My polka dot undies.
I kissed her softly, and I said, I'll tell you what, let's roll up the windows and I'll eat your last bar of chocolate, the one that's in the parcel.
She said, no, no, no, and she called me a taxi, and I said, I beg your pardon, but get in the home real fast before I lose my polka dot undies.
Polka dot undies.
The more I love this story, like a jewel, it is gleaming, but you'll never find it in a glass of warm milk or tea, cause it will not vent, and you'd probably already think I am full of fake indie windows and double meaning rhymes, but I'll tell you that obscenity is all in your polka dot undies.
Your polka dot undies.
Yeah, your edible undies.
Your polka dot undies.
Yeah.
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