No balls, no balls, no balls at all
In this world full of balls
Some folks got no balls at all

Some balls are red, some balls are green
Some balls are hidden, but others are seen
Some balls are light, some balls are dark
Some balls belong to old men in the park

Some balls are new, some balls are old
My balls get wrinkled whenever it's cold
Some balls are wooden, and some balls are pressed
Some balls are fuzzy, and hang from your...

No balls, no balls, no balls at all
In this world full of balls
Some folks got no balls at all

Believe it or not

Like snowballs are cold, eh? But meatballs are hot
Some balls get played with, eh? But some balls do not
Some balls are wet, some balls are dry,
Some balls will always get caught in your fly

Charlie has one ball, but Ronnie has three
Susie has his balls tied to a tree
Some balls will sink, and others will float
But mine are so big they'll get stuck in your throat

But, no balls, no balls, no balls at all
Ain't it sad to recall
In this world full of balls
Do I have to remind you all?
Ah, yeah!
Some folks got no balls at all