Who's the boss?
Who's the one with the great big gun?
Who's the boss?

I would like... I would like...
to mumble something in the mike
You know what I mean?
I'm not big on speeches, so...
I would just say... Yo!

Rappin' Rambo! So big and strong!
Rappin' Rambo! Sing us a song!
Rappin' Rambo! Blow us away!
Rappin' Rambo! What do you say...
Yo!

I have class, I have charm.
I do pushups with one arm.
I live by a simple code
Empty this... and then reload.

Rappin' Rambo! So big and strong!
Rappin' Rambo! Sing us a song!
Rappin' Rambo! Blow us away!
Rappin' Rambo! What do you say...
Yo!

When this guy is finished on the drums...
I'll explain to you what 'Yo' means.
I don't play the drums. I play the M60.
It's got a nice rhythm to it. Really blows them away.
Do I get to sing this time?

Who's the boss?
Who's the one with the great big gun?
Who's the boss?
Who's the one with the great big gun?

Schwarzenegger can go to hell...
Because his name is hard to spell.
Tom Cruise looks good in his Adidas.
But I have a bigger chest than he does.

Rappin' Rambo! So big and strong!
Rappin' Rambo! Sing us a song!
Rappin' Rambo! Blow us away!
Rappin' Rambo! Why do you say...
Yo!

I'd like to explain 'Yo' to everybody.
Yo is like... If you want to say 'yes' and you want to say 'no'
You don't know what to say... so you say Yo!
Because... 'Ness' sounds pretty damn stupid.

Okay, kids.
Eat new Rambo breakfast cereal, okay?
It's sort of like a laxative, okay?
Eat Rambo and don't take crap from anyone.